Armor is one of the Treasure items that can be found.
| Effect Name | Effect |
|---|---|
| Burn Immunity | Cannot be set on fire from Burn attacks, but still takes standard damage |
| Snowman Immunity | Cannot be frozen from Snowman attacks, but still takes standard damage |
| Poison Immunity | Cannot be poisoned from Poison attacks, but still takes standard damage |
| Immunity | Combination of all of the above |
| Stops Blow Away | Protects being instant-killed (by attacks that send citizens flying) once per exploration, but still takes standard damage |
| Life UP | Increases hit points by one |
| Life +X | Increases hit points by number stated |
| Regeneration! | Heals 1 hit point every few seconds |
| Armor | Effect | Found | Image |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black Cape | Life +2 | Dropped by the Reborn Dragon |  |
| Casual Clothes | Life +2 | Talk to the second trained Savvy Merchant |  |
| Chainmail | Life +3 | Buy Special: Super Armor from the traveling merchant |  |
| Dude Thong | Life +4 | Skull Plains |  |
| Furry Kilt | Life +2 | Bring Ginger fifteen Art Pieces |  |
| Gauntlet | Life +3 | Soldier Town |  |
| Grass Mail | Life +2 | Buy Special: Armor Research from the traveling merchant |  |
| Hand Cooler (x3) | Burn Immunity | Bring Ginger thirty Art Pieces |  |
| Hand Warmer (x3) | Snowman Immunity | Bring Ginger fifty-five Art Pieces |  |
| Health Undies | Life +3 | Bring Ginger twenty Art Pieces |  |
| Legendary Armor | Life +10 | Bring Ginger one hundred Art Pieces |  |
| Legendary Dress | Life +7 | Bring Ginger seventy Art Pieces |  |
| Legendary Ring | Life +1, Immunity | Past the block archway north of Magical Land |  |
| Legendary Undies | Life +1, Immunity | Defeat Howser at table tennis |  |
| Lucky Misanga | Life +1 | In a trash can near the Let's Play! Panel |  |
| Pancho Poncho | Regeneration! | Bring Ginger forty Art Pieces |  |
| Paperweight (x3) | Stops Blow Away | Bring Ginger eighty-five Art Pieces |  |
| Sterile Undies (x2) | Poison Immunity | Bring Ginger fifteen Art Pieces |  |
| Striped Undies | Life +5 | Collect taxes from the Riverside Cabin |  |
| Viper Sticker | Poison Immunity | Bring Ginger fifteen Art Pieces |